I know, it's a rather old joke, since apple has not been using these colours in a very long time, but don't be afraid,
Visual will post a "I hate pc's" post very soon.

People with bog-standard (no pun intended) toilets have to pull a stupid chain when they want to flush. The Apple iToilet also has a chain, but try as you might, pulling it won't have any effect. We did the same thing with the eject button on the G4.
(Found this post on
electric chicken, they went from an average of 70 visitors a day to a record of over 3000 yesterday...)